Written by Paul Manata, from http://triablogue.blogspot.com/2008/05/dictionary-of-arminian-terms.html
Go over to the link and check it out! Excerpts of some of the ones I found funny include:
Amazing Grace: Horrible song composed by a Calvinist. Teaches wretched “doctrines of grace.”
Argument (1): The mean things Calvinists do, means: a group of propositions wherein the truth of one is asserted on the basis of the evidence furnished by the others.
Argument (2): An unfortunate term for how Arminians lovingly discuss the glorious truth of Scripture, means: if it feels good, it probably is.
Arminius, Jacob: The first church father.
Calvin, John: Satan incarnated.
Caner, Ergun: You don’t mess with.
Exegesis: What?
Exegesis: What?
Exegesis: How dare you X out Jesus. First they Xed out Christmas, now they want to X out Jesus. What’s this world coming to.
