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Written by Paul Manata, from http://triablogue.blogspot.com/2008/05/dictionary-of-arminian-terms.html

Go over to the link and check it out! Excerpts of some of the ones I found funny include:

Amazing Grace: Horrible song composed by a Calvinist. Teaches wretched “doctrines of grace.”

Argument (1): The mean things Calvinists do, means: a group of propositions wherein the truth of one is asserted on the basis of the evidence furnished by the others.

Argument (2): An unfortunate term for how Arminians lovingly discuss the glorious truth of Scripture, means: if it feels good, it probably is.

Arminius, Jacob: The first church father.

Calvin, John: Satan incarnated.

Caner, Ergun: You don’t mess with.

Exegesis: What?

Exegesis: What?

Exegesis: How dare you X out Jesus. First they Xed out Christmas, now they want to X out Jesus. What’s this world coming to.

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